Sunday 27 September 2015

The Sims 4 Get To Work- The Life And Times Of An Angry Policewoman

Sindy Rose




Well after i finally repaired my Sims 4... for the one thousandth time which i might add took ages to fix, as it decided to update and fix the game at the same time.  Now i'm in a peaceful mood today so i won't even bother to blame EA or Maxis because these things happen yes origin sucks on so many levels as every update messes up your game, besides it's just another manic Sunday...can't wait until Monday.  Yeah i'm taking the Bangles song and ripping it to shreds and telling the truth, Sundays are lame. Days of rest? More like days of boredom.  Anyway like said the Police Station is working again and i'm sure everything else is as well.


The police career tells you that it is time to fight crime and tells you to go straight to a computer.  Sindy Rose was made specially for the role as Policewoman because everyone else in town are all friends, and if you end up arresting someone close to you or give them a warning they might up hating your guts, so Sindy Rose is just the woman for the job. She's hot headed and that's just what you need in a police officer, well a make believe one anyway, not a real one, if a real one was hot headed you'd think... what a dickhead!



Sindy Rose is assigned a task to do a case assignment, meaning she has to find something to do at work.  The game tells me to assist with a crime scene investigation and wants me to travel... loading screens? Erm... fuck that.  

Blake Beam the retard who is in charge of the Police Station


Who's in charge of this hell hole?  BLAKE BEAM!  Just look at her face she is definitely retarded!  Pretending to use her computer but in reality she's bashing away at it like some kind of Ape.  Blake Beam: ME TARZAN U JANE! Okay that does it Sindy is going to show her who is the real boss.



Sindy decides it's best to kick the shit out of Blake Beam.  So she whoops her hiney, and funny enough Blake the CHIEF who is in charge of the Police Station does not give her a warning or fire her.





Sindy decided to free all the prisoners,  Rapists, Murderers, Thieves, Scammers, ect. Once released without being searched they all seem pretty harmless, they don't even stick you with a shiv.  EA should have thought about making them a little more dangerous.  Because they haven't been searched and they have been released without being reviewed.



Sindy decides that being a police officer is boring, so decides to go home early.



Sindy did a terrible days work and as a result earned a total of §22 Simoleons aka $22... twenty two dollars.


One Thing I Hate The Police Officer Career


I'll just point one thing i hate most about this career, the loading screens and forcing your sim to go out into town.   Why not are our sims not able to patrol the area where the Police Station is?  It would save all those loading screens.   I suppose if you have a powerful computer with no lag, well you don't have to worry about a thing but people with normal ones beware the Police career is not for you,  half of the time the game itself wants you to go to different areas and investigate. 




Monday 21 September 2015

Rachel Franklin the Executive Producer of The Sims 4 - SimGuruRachel

Rachel Franklin

According to a recent interview with Rachel Franklin a woman who is in charge of the Sims, whom claims that their "fans" ask for too much, when asked why toddlers have not been added to the game. Rachel Franklin simply talked around it. So my guess is that toddlers are a no go.  Apart  from being interviewed Rachel was recently featured in one of the daily papers and referenced by someone "secret" in the gaming business who claims that she ruined Sim City and has done the same with the Sims 4.

GC: 


So what are your medium and short term priorities for The Sims 4 at the moment? I was trying to check last night, and you still don’t have toddlers?

Rachel Franklin:

 No.

GC: 


Is that something that’s going to come later, in maybe the next expansion? Since that is one of the main things fans are still asking for.


Rachel Franklin: 


You know, our fans ask for a lot of things! [laughs] And here’s the thing, we look at a lot of different factors. We look absolutely at things that are being said in public forums. We also have groups of fans coming in, but we also have telemetry to tell us what people are actually playing with and using.


 What Simmers Think:



Sheri Paschen tells the gaming franchise that she is not buying anymore games until they make toddlers a part of the game, and many other people/comments agree with her.


Alejandro Tejeda goes in for blows when he lets Rachel Franklin know that she is a cow. And alot more comments hate on her guts, but i won't go in on them as this is not a "let's hate" debate this is more less let's understand what's going on and what is going on is that Rachel Franklin has ignored Simmers, so EA Games have or are losing customers because they are not satisfied.  People now refuse to buy games, because most of the expansion packs are boring, we want REAL expansion packs not shitty little ones that cost a bomb and add very little to the gaming experience.   

SimGuruRachel
Executive Producer on The Sims 4


Now Rachel may look smug and have alot of followers, but many people are kinda peeved with her, I personally have nothing against the woman, only that she kinda ruined the whole game with those loading screens.  So if anyone is to blame it is RACHEL as she is EXECUTIVE PRODUCER.  Dear Rachel you need to open your eyes, you are basically ignoring pleas from "your" sim community. Now nobody can make you fix the game and make changes, but never less your product will lose customers and or get "BAD" reviews... something the Sims has "NEVER" had in all the years of every one of it's releases... minus that Game Boy Advance one the Sims Urbz now that STUNK!


If you want to rant or know more about Rachel Franklin here is her Twitter page:

Followers: 17.5K


Link:



Sims 5?


Rumor has it that there will in fact be a Sims 5.  Don't let EA "FOOL" you, when they claimed that if the Sims 4 did bad there wouldn't be one, Yeah right the Sims are a major franchise... you think they'd drop the title just like that?  It might take another 10-20 years, but in the future you'll surely see another game re-make, and this time they'll know what to do and what not to do.  









Meet Sindy Rose: A Sim Who Came & Went Like the Drop Of A Hat!

A New Sim Enters The Neighborhood



Meet Sindy Rose


Sindy decides to make herself a quick snack as she is hungry and ends up setting herself on fire.  I literally thought she was going to die until i used the interaction to stop the fire.  Funny enough when i wanted to kill a Sim by fire i failed, but when i don't want a fire it...pretty much happens.  


And just to add... yes i used Amber Rose as a reference when creating the sim, minus that big o'l booty.  I feel sorry for people with big asses in a way of speaking because when they need to do a shit, their big asses must take up all the room on the toilet seat. Trust me i had a fat assed cousin who used to break the toilet seat with her ass... literally just by sitting on it to do a crap.  I think we went through 3 toilet seats until we decided to get a special one fitted for the larger size.


MY PUSSY IS ON FIRE!!!

Sindy makes sure to extinguish in-between her legs as her vagina seems to be on fire.


Sindy is upset that her life nearly ended, if she hadn't have acted she wouldn't have been alive today.  Funny enough...when i don't want to kill a sim the game try's to do it for me.


Fellow lesbian Amy Lozell makes an appearance with some fruitcake... get it?    Yup, that's the new patch where your neighbors greet you with cake.  Melanie Lozell also tags along but Sindy ignores her and she returns with hate towards Sindy?  Which doesn't make sense... so now if you ignore your guests they get angry?  Fuckers the lot of them... if Melanie keeps that shit up i'll kill her, yes, i am GOD in my game as most of you are in yours. I make the rules, isn't it great being in charge for once?  EA may control what they do with the game and it's expansions but they do not control what we do with the life's of our sims.


Sindy is so happy that she invites her in with glee. Sindy's traits are short tempered but she is a Bro and is Nice but her anger trait can cause a lot of trouble specially with her interactions and mood set.


Amy decides to eat the cake herself.  Fat cow...  Now that new patch is absolute garbage, no offense EA/Maxis but the Sim takes the gift and puts it in  "THEIR" inventory then eat it for themselves.  Luckily Sindy is able to make her own dinner, this time we'll try a salad so the house doesn't go back up in flames.


Sindy Rose lives alone in a small  beautiful house she build herself and is a police officer and works via The Sims 4 GET TO WORK.


FAREWELL SINDY ROSE - GLITCH - POLICE STATION GONE???


Sindy Rose was to be starting her career but it seems the world (POLICE STATION) will no longer load, funny that i created a new sim and learned that the game has major problems that i never even knew about.  The world just doesn't seem to EXIST anymore.  No Police Station, No Doctors, No Nothing, which is why the creators of the game should have allowed you to manually visit these, because after the recent update they are just gone or no longer work.


The game goes to the loading screen...which i might add takes long to load.  I won't blame EA/Maxis because that depends on your computer's speed.   P.S i know Maxis offices  closed down but the people who worked for "Maxis" in that department still work for EA, so i put EA/Maxis in the same genre.  



Then sends you straight back to the towns menu???  And Sindy is basically classed as being "STUCK" in the Police Station.  I'm happy i made a Sim that wasn't one of my major Sims, like Amy Lozell who originally was a police officer.   Basically this has something to do with the updates, but i am not complaining because i don't really care.  With the Sims 4 you know what to expect, glitches, which eventually get fixed then more occur due to more updates.   Not to worry Sindy Rose isn't lost, in order to get her back all i have to do is evict her from her home but know that "The Sims 4 - Get To Work" no longer works,  glad i played it before all those updates.    My town where my Sims work no longer even exists, anyone else experience these problems?  A solution would probably be to "Fix" the game which i will do when i get a chance... Oh, yeah i forgot you need an INTERNET connection, so it will have to wait.  If the problem doesn't fix it has something to do with EA and they need to patch it.   Basically here is the problem when your sim wants to go to work the game redirects you to the town choice menu.

Back To My Other Sims


Tyler Summers takes a trip to the local fishing pond where he comes across local sex-pot Kay Baxter... she is everywhere...can't get rid of her.


Mya takes Tyler by the hand and tells him that they are going to stay with Uriko for a while.  Their visit seems to last more than just a day.  By the end of the first day Tyler and Mya end up having to sleep on the sofa.


Mya and Tyler sleep on the sofa as Uriko does not have that much room or beds.


While Mya and Tyler sleep in a deep slumber, Uriko can be seen reading.  Uriko doesn't mind standing up, in reality she'd be comfy on her sofa reading her favorite novel.


Uriko is so happy that Mya and her son are staying with them as Uriko loves Mya's cooking.  Uriko's daughter who's name i can't remember stuffs her face.



Now some people would be annoyed with others staying at their house...well in real life anyway.  But not Uriko she loves people who are close to her heart.  Uriko no longer lives in town, she lives outside. So it's more or less a different environment.  


Mya ends up shocking herself silly by following her son like a lapdog.  Little did she know that he was using the toilet. My Sims love following each other into the bathroom luckily these days they don't die of embarrassment like they did when the game was first released.


But instead of looking towards him while in shock she is looking towards the shower.   This is what happens when you put err... "loads" of sims in 1 small home.


Tyler on the other hand didn't seem to care that his mother was there, he never got embarrassed either.  So she decided to kiss him and tell him that she will no longer follow him around like a BAD SMELL.   In reality i'm stating that, but sims will continue to be dumb and do things you don't want them to.



Tyler becomes tired and decides to jump in Uriko's bed.


He ends up falling into a deep sleep. Anyone would i mean Uriko's family are boring as SHIT.  All Uriko does is read, eat, sleep and watch TV... i guess it's like real life. Her daughter goes to school and returns at 3PM and her husband returns from work at 5PM.  Uriko used to work in a hospital but being as the expansion pack is being a BITCH she'll have to forget it and be a home mom.


While Tyler is sleeping Mya catches up with Uriko, as they are old friends who has been friends since the dawn of time.  Mya tells Uriko that it was a bad idea for her to move so far away.   Uriko tells Mya that the town STINKS and she'd rather be where her family can prosper.


Uriko's daughter and Tyler decide to look into the sky above.  They hang out and get to know each other, which doesn't amount to much in friendship.  ITS LIKE TALKING TO A BRICK WALL WITH HER, DIE ALREADY!   I'm the one who should have that temper trait added to my moodlet.   I know what about the PISSED OFF/ANNOYED moodlet where is that? Uriko seems to live a life with her family outside of town, far away from her family.


Uriko's husband who's name i can't remember returns from work.  He seems to be the bread winner of the house.   He's boring a big scary....i mean friendly giant the BFG!  All he does is work then come home and make love to his wife.


Mya decides to get some better sleep in Uriko's bed.  The only way for Sims to get a good nights sleep is to sleep in a bed.  Uriko see's Mya and decides to read her a story about menstruation.


Tyler decides to spend some time with Uriko's daughter and husband.  He gels with Uriko's husband as he is like a sort of father figure, something Tyler doesn't have.


Tyler asks his mother why he does not have a father.  Mya tells him that she doesn't need a man to make her happy and that also goes for the same-sex.  The only thing Mya wants is to raise her son and keep her family close and nothing more.  Uriko is now considered family, since Mya's mother and Uriko's father got married.

WHAT'S THAT TIME AGAIN?  IT'S TIME TO REPAIR MY GAME!

Friday 4 September 2015

Sexy Nipple Tape for Breast & Pearls


Nipple Tape
Kay think it's breast...I mean best she try out some sexy Sims 4 styled outfits, starting with Nipple Tape created by Anett85. Now what is Nipple Tape? Well it's kind of like a tassel only without the whole spinning around and around and around.
The Nipple Tape itself comes in a variety of themes from stars to hearts to flowers.
They are perfect if you want a sexy sim.

Pearl Swimsuit:


The Pearl Swimsuit is an outfit made by Jonsimscreations and can be found on his page alongside many other of his outfit designs. I have never heard of anyone ever wearing a swimsuit made full of beads, I would imagine they would feel like Anal Beads  in the rump department not that I'd know personally but I'm just imagining all the rubbing of the beads against the person's private areas, because every time you would walk the beads would rub against you, talk about friction. And I have held beads no not Anal ones, I held an actual pearl necklace and I know how it feels, imagine wearing an outfit completely made out of pearls, which are basically bead shaped.
Kay: 
"Hey Mya...I'm managing to keep my sanity level but these beads are killing me! Being a model sure is hard work! Not to mention that I haven't eaten in a week! I'm so stressed that I could just KILL myself! But I won't, I'll stay strong for all my COKE head friends in the biz!"

93,000,000


IT'S OVER 93,000,000! 

Yup, Vegeta is NEVER wrong!


According to EA's statistics 93,000,000 Sims have been created in The Sims 4's first year.   The most popular traits are Romantic, Cheerful and Active.  There have been a total of 27.5 Million marriages and 1.7 Million divorces, only one of my Sims have divorced and one have married. I refuse to AGE my sims until they release expansion packs that are worth the wait. Sims have had sex 235,000,000 times and have tried for babies 165,000,000 and have died 5,000,000 and 184,000 have been caused by Cow Plants, oh, i remember killing off one bitch with one of those.  The rest of the statistics are quite boring but the Sims are most popular in three major country's.

1. United States of America


2. United Kingdom (Great Britain)


3. Germany


I would have have thought Canada would have been a hot-spot for the Sims.  I'm guessing Russia is probably the place where the Sims with the least simmers.



Anyway back to my personal Sims Uriko is living the life with her husband in the desert town/area away from all her neighbors.  They have one child who they are currently bringing up slowly.


Looking at Uriko she look's typically BLAND and kinda ugly so a new style is in order for her.



Uriko's Sex Session!


 Just to add to the list of Whoohooing statistics Uriko and her husband will have sex to add to the list or make Whoohoo as they call it.




KILL THE BITCH!



Kay has had enough of the Kim Kardashian rip-off so she has a plan to get rid of the bitch.  First Kay invites her over to her home and asks her to lend some money.


Kay builds a little hut where her elaborate plan will come into action.


The plan was to lure the bitch into a small but cramped room where a house fire will occur and LOCK THE DOOR HAHAHAHA!


But the plan to kill this bitch with fire didn't work NOT ONE SINGLE HOUSE FIRE with ALL THREE running!  So she is left to starve to DEATH and eventually dies, by just poofing into thin air.  No Grim Reaper or nothing, funny enough the Grim Reaper constantly called Kay on her phone while the Kim Kardashian wannabe was held prisoner. There is only one room for one town sex symbol and that title goes to Kay Baxter, buh-bye Sim who's name i can't seem to remember, i'll dub thee Kim Kardashian Impersonator and yup, i can't be bothered to look back in the archives to see what her farty name is, good riddance to bad rubbish.  Sometimes you just have to get rid of the Sims that make you feel sick to your stomach.

That's So Kay
It's The Future She Can See
That's So Kay
It's So Mysterious To Her
Yup, That's Her!


What's In Store For My Sims? Will They Ever Age? I'll Have To Wait And See!!!  When They Bring Out Some Good Expansions.

Note:  My Sims Have Not Aged Since The Games First Release




Let's See What People Are Saying? (Simmers)




Jeff Indenburg from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania is thanking EA and telling people to stop bitching about Pets and Seasons and University and tells people to get out of bubbles that they are living in. But Jill Collins says that she will NOT buy any games until EA release Pets and Seasons.  And i agree with her, they are a priority! EA should get these out out of the way as they are well known, now i know they are all for something new but people MISS these expansion packs, they were important expansions since the the Sims 2.  Jeff then goes on to call her a bitch not realizing that people would prefer those "two" expansion packs to be released.   I mean COME OFF IT JEFF! We need WEATHER the world is DULL, i'd love a little RAIN now and again. WEATHER is a GOOD FEATURE.  When it was CHRISTMAS i wanted SNOW i thought they'd have added weather by then but NOPE they didn't and it's easy for them to do because they have done it two times before in The Sims 2 and 3.






Jill Collins defends herself against JEFF who seems obsessed with people bitching even though he himself is bitching, WE HAVE A RIGHT TO BITCH. Yes i agree some people just ain't happy whatever game creators make or do but EA have completely just gone overboard.  Jill goes on to state that EA should concentrate on Pets and Seasons but Nickayla McClintock tells her that they will have to wait. And she is 100% correct as EA do not listen to people who play their games aka the Simmers Community,  they completely ignored a request for toddlers and continued with the dull spin-off games THANK GOD FOR CUSTOM CONTENT! It keeps the game FRESH!  It doesn't matter how many times EA have been reminded  they completely ignored the request of thousands of Simmers, not all because NOT EVERYONE wants toddlers, in fact some people hate them.  I just really think they should be in it because BABY'S suck, they can't do anything and you can't even control them.   Anyway like Jill says she won't be sucked into buying stuff packs and the new expansion pack and is waiting for what SHE wants and if EA don't create it she ain't buying from them.  And i am also doing the same thing, i will only buy what appeals to me as a gamer and i also know what i want in a game and if the creators don't make what i want to see i just won't buy the game.  There is a reason why Maxis shut down and that reason is because the Sims 4 was a failure when it was launched.  Yes, alot of people have it and some of the new features are great but it's a step back from the Sims 3.  I'd call it the Sims 2 with better features.