Friday 4 September 2015

93,000,000


IT'S OVER 93,000,000! 

Yup, Vegeta is NEVER wrong!


According to EA's statistics 93,000,000 Sims have been created in The Sims 4's first year.   The most popular traits are Romantic, Cheerful and Active.  There have been a total of 27.5 Million marriages and 1.7 Million divorces, only one of my Sims have divorced and one have married. I refuse to AGE my sims until they release expansion packs that are worth the wait. Sims have had sex 235,000,000 times and have tried for babies 165,000,000 and have died 5,000,000 and 184,000 have been caused by Cow Plants, oh, i remember killing off one bitch with one of those.  The rest of the statistics are quite boring but the Sims are most popular in three major country's.

1. United States of America


2. United Kingdom (Great Britain)


3. Germany


I would have have thought Canada would have been a hot-spot for the Sims.  I'm guessing Russia is probably the place where the Sims with the least simmers.



Anyway back to my personal Sims Uriko is living the life with her husband in the desert town/area away from all her neighbors.  They have one child who they are currently bringing up slowly.


Looking at Uriko she look's typically BLAND and kinda ugly so a new style is in order for her.



Uriko's Sex Session!


 Just to add to the list of Whoohooing statistics Uriko and her husband will have sex to add to the list or make Whoohoo as they call it.




KILL THE BITCH!



Kay has had enough of the Kim Kardashian rip-off so she has a plan to get rid of the bitch.  First Kay invites her over to her home and asks her to lend some money.


Kay builds a little hut where her elaborate plan will come into action.


The plan was to lure the bitch into a small but cramped room where a house fire will occur and LOCK THE DOOR HAHAHAHA!


But the plan to kill this bitch with fire didn't work NOT ONE SINGLE HOUSE FIRE with ALL THREE running!  So she is left to starve to DEATH and eventually dies, by just poofing into thin air.  No Grim Reaper or nothing, funny enough the Grim Reaper constantly called Kay on her phone while the Kim Kardashian wannabe was held prisoner. There is only one room for one town sex symbol and that title goes to Kay Baxter, buh-bye Sim who's name i can't seem to remember, i'll dub thee Kim Kardashian Impersonator and yup, i can't be bothered to look back in the archives to see what her farty name is, good riddance to bad rubbish.  Sometimes you just have to get rid of the Sims that make you feel sick to your stomach.

That's So Kay
It's The Future She Can See
That's So Kay
It's So Mysterious To Her
Yup, That's Her!


What's In Store For My Sims? Will They Ever Age? I'll Have To Wait And See!!!  When They Bring Out Some Good Expansions.

Note:  My Sims Have Not Aged Since The Games First Release




Let's See What People Are Saying? (Simmers)




Jeff Indenburg from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania is thanking EA and telling people to stop bitching about Pets and Seasons and University and tells people to get out of bubbles that they are living in. But Jill Collins says that she will NOT buy any games until EA release Pets and Seasons.  And i agree with her, they are a priority! EA should get these out out of the way as they are well known, now i know they are all for something new but people MISS these expansion packs, they were important expansions since the the Sims 2.  Jeff then goes on to call her a bitch not realizing that people would prefer those "two" expansion packs to be released.   I mean COME OFF IT JEFF! We need WEATHER the world is DULL, i'd love a little RAIN now and again. WEATHER is a GOOD FEATURE.  When it was CHRISTMAS i wanted SNOW i thought they'd have added weather by then but NOPE they didn't and it's easy for them to do because they have done it two times before in The Sims 2 and 3.






Jill Collins defends herself against JEFF who seems obsessed with people bitching even though he himself is bitching, WE HAVE A RIGHT TO BITCH. Yes i agree some people just ain't happy whatever game creators make or do but EA have completely just gone overboard.  Jill goes on to state that EA should concentrate on Pets and Seasons but Nickayla McClintock tells her that they will have to wait. And she is 100% correct as EA do not listen to people who play their games aka the Simmers Community,  they completely ignored a request for toddlers and continued with the dull spin-off games THANK GOD FOR CUSTOM CONTENT! It keeps the game FRESH!  It doesn't matter how many times EA have been reminded  they completely ignored the request of thousands of Simmers, not all because NOT EVERYONE wants toddlers, in fact some people hate them.  I just really think they should be in it because BABY'S suck, they can't do anything and you can't even control them.   Anyway like Jill says she won't be sucked into buying stuff packs and the new expansion pack and is waiting for what SHE wants and if EA don't create it she ain't buying from them.  And i am also doing the same thing, i will only buy what appeals to me as a gamer and i also know what i want in a game and if the creators don't make what i want to see i just won't buy the game.  There is a reason why Maxis shut down and that reason is because the Sims 4 was a failure when it was launched.  Yes, alot of people have it and some of the new features are great but it's a step back from the Sims 3.  I'd call it the Sims 2 with better features.